Did you ever think about the term thunder thighs beyond the obvious social implications?
Because, like, this is easily THE COOLEST INSULT EVER. It’s the polar opposite of a backhanded compliment. It’s an insult that is actually like saying “YOUR BODY CONTAINS THUNDER”—I mean what a fucking badass thing to have, thunder thighs.
Like lightning tits or some shit.
Guys, GUISE. Let’s reclaim thunder thighs. THUNDER THIGHS IS OUR TERM.